speaking of caroling at nursing homes...

RockiTheGreat: it combined three of my favorite things
RockiTheGreat: well, four
RockiTheGreat: singing, volunteering, christmas, and caleb

ahh, katy. how well-spoken..

My Weird Friends (but wonderful, of course)

first of all, i'd like to apologize for not writing some heartfelt, clever, insightful thing in this space, but i'm a little busy.  instead, i'll piece together snippets of conversation from today.  i think they're pretty funny.  especially if i don't give you context.

first of all, katy created some new names for me: sarabelle and sarabo.   whatever.

and then there's rebecca:

human limitation: do animals worship gods?

smilingsara2day: Please Elect Another Candidate (Evil)

human limitation: every viking is lazy

smilingsara2day: Can't Aunt Nessie Die Young?

human limitation: no eggs should stay in egypt

human limitation: he ordered radishes saturday evening

smilingsara2day: Tell Rhoda it's pretty.

smilingsara2day: Sizzling Turkey Eats Awesomer, Kay????

human limitation: steak > turkey

(we were creating acronyms: try to figure them out!)

so i'm a dork.  but that's not new.  enjoy.

that is it.

ah, chorus.

ok so i won't go into the actual concert that was had today...um.  yeah.  HOWEVER, afterwards, we saw like FIVE graduated chorus mommies and they gave me hugs and i felt very special.

yeah so it was: mrs. lamonda, mrs. pierce, mrs. ranowsky, mrs. buescher, and one more.  or can i count?  i thought there were five. 

SO TOMORROW IS PIRATE DAY AND I NEED A COSTUME.  oy vey.  is ANYONE else dressing up???

blast from the past, anyone?!?!

ah, rebecca.

human limitation: hey how do you do parenthetical citation?
smilingsara2day: (Forer, 978)
human limitation: lmao
human limitation: smooth
smilingsara2day: thanks.
human limitation: your welcome
smilingsara2day: which book did you write that i cited?
smilingsara2day: that's at least 978 pages?
human limitation: oh, it was one titled Sara is a Dumbass and it dove into topics such as When Not to Approach Sara: Lesson 1, Sara is Very Hyper so be Sure to Stay Away from her, and Sara can be a Genius, but Only on Wednesdays
smilingsara2day:
human limitation: it won many many awards
human limitation: i can't believe you have never heard of it
smilingsara2day: idk i kindof live in a box.  maybe that's the problem
human limitation: probably
human limitation: i mean, one of the sections was like Sara Doesn't Know Anything about Anything: Be Aware!
smilingsara2day: i should read that.
human limitation: i love how i worded stories where you would exclaim I KNOW THIS SONG ecstatically
human limitation: critics laughed. they cried
human limitation: their book is framed
smilingsara2day: oh now i'm excite
smilingsara2day: d
human limitation: i bet you are
human limitation: nobody can resist my wonderful piece of literature
human limitation: i've been at book signings and men, grown men, would shriek at me to sign their copies
smilingsara2day: oh! i think i saw that on television
human limitation: it was rather glorious. they ended up nervously shredding their copies as they approached me, but i was more than happy to sign their asses
human limitation: i mean, after all! the book is all about sara being a dumbass
smilingsara2day: OH
human limitation: oh?
smilingsara2day: i heard something about its inspiration being an abc book
human limitation: yeah, that was one of my primary resources
human limitation: my inspiration was mainly from you, though!
human limitation: i mean, your habits. your gestures
human limitation: IT WAS ALL YOU BABY
smilingsara2day: 8-)i'm so flattered
human limitation: i have that picture of you on the cover of the book
human limitation: the one that's not very flattering of you
human limitation: it was on a chorus trip
smilingsara2day: haha which ONE

Auto response from human limitation: mmmmmm jesse bradford

human limitation: your eyes were crossed, face all smushed, tongue out
human limitation: COME ON
human limitation: it's the famous picture
smilingsara2day: OH THAT one
smilingsara2day: ok well g2g
smilingsara2day: any last words, oh you budding author?
human limitation: um
human limitation: PEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
smilingsara2day: oy.
human limitation: